Hey you've gotta hand it to Trump. After he was exposed for being basically broke. Owing somebody? most likely Russian Crime syndicates $400,000,000

$400 MILLION DOLLARS!

He still convinced Melania Trump, one of the purest, sweetest, most innocent, caring, "Du yu Kare" people on the planet to stay with him. (cough! cough!)

My guess about why Melania has stuck around these 4 awful years: I think she and "Lover Boy" Donny came to an agreement. The deal, if Melania stayed until the end of his term she would receive and tidy multi-million dollar post-nuptial bonus. This is the only explanation I can come to after seeing her stand next to one of the most disgusting dishonest cheating ADULTERING men in history.

In every off timed photograph of the two of them together you saw a look on Melania's face that told the truth. She DESPISES him almost as much as more than half the country, most of the world. There are photos of the two of them where he's not looking at her and she looks like she would like to gut him like a fish, chop him up and throw him in a canal... You know LIKE WHAT TRUMP'S BUDDY, HIS BUSINESS PARTNER PRINCE MOHAMED BIN SALMAN DID TO JAMAL KHASHOGGI.

* More on the investigation into the death of Khashoggi to come... as soon as Trump is out of our legal system. Word is he's going to try to pardon the Prince... haha! How funny he thinks he has jurisdiction in Turkey.

In the period after Trump's loss in the 2020 election in November until about 2 weeks ago the facial expressions we saw from Melania became even more hideous.

My guess: Melania was counting on her golfing adult diaper wearing husband to stay in power. That's what ALL Princesses in countries commanded by autocratic regimes want. They want those Gucci hand bags to keep a coming.

With Trump on the "get out of the White House" timeline Mel Mel realized NOT ONLY has she been duped by a person who sold himself as a "successful business super-dealer" but she, her son, her inlays WERE ALL LOOKING AT PRISON TERMS.

Last month Melania was deposed by the FBI and DOJ for her role in the possibly corrupt swindle of millions of dollars during Trump's inauguration. (Ha ha, I snickered when I typed "possibly".) This is an indication of what is to come on January 20, 2021 at noon. Trump's immunity will evaporate. Melania, Ivanka, Jarod, Junior, Eric, and other Trump family members will be assessed by the laws of our country. Still, over the past 2 weeks we've seen Melania smile a lot. Hmm, the fact that Trump has pocketed an estimated $250 million bucks from people who think he will "stop the steal" is probably just a coincidence, right?.

Oh poor little Melania. Her "move to the USA, marry a Billionaire and enjoy massages on the Corte de Azur" life plan is about to derail.

So we thought we'd give Trump one last wish. Here is his Russian Wife on a magazine cover. Who know's maybe other mags like "Facist Weekly" "Trumpers and Guns" and "Disgraced Politicians Wives" will want her too.

Gonna be hard to book her, the Trumps will be fleeing on or before Jan 20. With about $250 million in Trump supporters cash to live on the rest of their lives.