With a “Johnson” the size of a Chesapeake Bay Minnow, GOP house leader Mike “Johnson” shows a lack of “Johnson” on par with a Ken Doll. Notta, Zilch. In another blatant move to squash a vital vote to extend the Affordable Care Act Mr. “Johnson” Prematurely calls for the House of Representatives to go home for Christmas. Americans see this as a spineless cowardly act.