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TRUMP CEREMONIOUSLY PARDONS TWO PLUMP TURKEYS BUT IT’S PAINFULLY APPARENT WHO’S IN DEEP GRAVY

Trump Came Our of his Coop Today for a Brief Moment to Fulfill a Long-Standing Presidential Tradition of Pardoning Turkeys the week of Thanksgiving. Today’s Lucky Birds “Corn” and “Cob” are by Far not the Foulest Feathered Fiends Defecating on the White House Lawn. Intelligence Sources have Uncovered Attempts by Trump’s Long-Time Partner in Crime Roger Stone to Spread Disinformation During the 2020 Election. Stone was Convicted of Concealing Evidence and Lying to the FBI but was Pardoned by Trump but Failed to Save the Biggest Turkey Trump from Legal Bastings

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Moi !

TRUMP CEREMONIOUSLY PARDONS TWO PLUMP TURKEYS
BUT IT’S PAINFULLY APPARENT WHO’S IN DEEP GRAVY

Trump Came Our of his Coop Today for a Brief Moment to Fulfill a Long-Standing Presidential
Tradition of Pardoning Turkeys the week of Thanksgiving. Today’s Lucky Birds “Corn” and “Cob”
are by Far not the Foulest Feathered Fiends Defecating on the White House Lawn. Intelligence
Sources have Uncovered Attempts by Trump’s Long-Time Partner in Crime Roger Stone to Spread
Disinformation During the 2020 Election. Stone was Convicted of Concealing Evidence and Lying to
the FBI but was Pardoned by Trump but Failed to Save the Biggest Turkey Trump from Legal Bastings

Commentary:

I'm sure the people at the Southern District of New York have already pre-heated their ovens. Legal investigations that were sabotaged by Trump with the help of his loyal Attorney General William Barr will be seasoned to perfection and thrown into the oven on January 21st.

The Mueller Report, the Senate Report on Russian collusions, Russian mob money laundering via Deutsche Bank, sexual assaults, corporate frauds and dozens, maybe hundreds of other legal matters have been simmering. Trump needed his second term to continue to have presidential immunity but that bird has flown the coop!

Roger Stone sure gave it a good effort huh? He pretty much did similar types of fake postings all over social media in the 2020 election as he did in 2016. The difference being millions of Americans who were willing to "give Trump a chance" in office were disgusted by the results.

Trump's administration was a Turkey basted in diesel motor grease, cooked at 800 degrees for 1477 days, smothered in cod liver oil, sprinkled with lies, and rotten anchovies... Trump has left our country in shambles, sick, dying, disgusted and facing financial ruin from his gifting the rich HUNDREDS OF BILLIONS IN TAX ELIMINATIONS.

We, the people, will be paying for this Trump Turkey fiasco for years!

This past week there was a leak from inside the White House that Trump made comments he was going to try to pardon himself. He no doubt wants to create a protective cloak of presidential clemency for himself, some of his family members who are also chicken-leg deep in Trump family crimes and several of his closest co-conspirators who will be going down with him.

Nice try Trump!

Article II of the Constitution says that the president “shall have Power to grant Reprieves and Pardons for Offenses against the United States, except in Cases of Impeachment.”

And, even worse for Trump will be the mounting proceedings coming his way that will not be federal cases. No president can pardon his way out of cases not within federal jurisdiction.

Drat! Trump is on the hook.

Get the cranberry sauce, gravy ladles and pumpkin pie ready!

https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2020/11/one-word-bars-trump-pardoning-himself/617170/

https://www.justice.gov/pardon/pardons-granted-president-donald-trump