WARNING! Save Yourself!

TSUNAMI OF SWEAT ENGULFS TRUMP’S ATTORNEY

TRUMP’S CAMPAIGN CRIER ATTORNEY RUDY GIULIANI SUFFERS SPEWING HAIR DYE SOAKED FIT OF GUILT-RIDDEN LYING SHAME

Last Week we Laughed at Rudy as he Mistakenly Booked a Press Conference at the “Four Seasons” Landscaping Company instead of the Hotel of the Same Name. Which Turned Out to be Located in Between an Adult Sex Shop and a Crematorium. This Week Poor Ole Rudy Seemed to be Perspiring Profusely as if he was Overcome with Guilt at a Lie-Filled “Election was Rigged” Press Meeting. Rudy has Sold his Sole for $20,000 a Day, and Eternal Mocking

WARNING! Save Yourself!

TSUNAMI OF SWEAT ENGULFS TRUMP’S ATTORNEY

TRUMP’S CAMPAIGN CRIER ATTORNEY RUDY GIULIANI SUFFERS
SPEWING HAIR DYE SOAKED FIT OF GUILT-RIDDEN LYING SHAME

Last Week we Laughed at Rudy as he Mistakenly Booked a Press Conference at the “Four Seasons” Landscaping
Company instead of the Hotel of the Same Name. Which Turned Out to be Located in Between an Adult Sex Shop
and a Crematorium. This Week Poor Ole Rudy Seemed to be Perspiring Profusely as if he was Overcome with Guilt
at a Lie-Filled “Election was Rigged” Press Meeting. Rudy has Sold his Sole for $20,000 a Day, and Eternal Mocking

Commentary:

Rudy Giuliani, one of Trump's last loyal Stooges was just seen sweating at another lie-extravaganza in Philadelphia so much his hair dye was dripping down his face, onto his shirt, and to the floor.

Body language!!! Poor ole Rudy just can't get a break... in between PROFUSELY lying and PROFUSELY misquoting legal precedents in some hopes of overturning one of the most accurate U.S. presidential elections it's apparent Rudy was overcome with guilt. Hey lying is tough... only the most shifty creatures can stand in front of press reporters and get away with it... Rudy has learned from the best. Trump has turned many of his staff into proficient lie mongers.

But, today Rudy's lying days came to a boil. His skin probably felt like a greasy burger on a hot plate. He probably vomited a little in his mouth as he said out loud some of the garbage his master told him to say. Things like "voters were dead", "noting officials changed votes" "Clintons created a conspiracy"... Wow, I think I vomited a little trying to say these things!!!

It's been a long trip down the Rabbit hole for Rudy. A man who was once respected, a hero... now a punch-line for the butts of countless eternal jokes.

$20k a day? Well, that's what they say Trump is paying him. If you ask me that isn't even near enough to have such images burnt into someone's forever impressions.

Rudy's going to be waking up in the middle of the night for years, screaming "Get me a towel"..."Trump is a Saint"... "Oops! I filled my big boy plastic pants!"

Word is Rudy's next press "BS" conference will be held in Detroit… I'm betting $5 he books it at a lady's home named "Mary Ott". Or who knows maybe there's a porn video shop called "Bust Western"…

You can't write this stuff people. Trump's end to his legacy of corruption and Keystone Cop antics promises to continue with "OMG's", "YGBK's", "SMH's" and no doubt a few more "WTFs?".

This, we will remember WAS the group of dunces elected by gullible Americans to "lead" our country…

Lead they have done… lead themselves straight down the road to embarrassment.

Tune in next week when Trump misplaces the Nuclear Codes and Rudy cops to throwing them in his laundry basket!

Yikes!

62 more days!

United Kingdom Sun: https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/13245914/rudy-giuliani-sweats-of-hair-dye-democrats-election/