Oh there's cheering in the land of the MAGA-ites!

"He's for the people" they say "He's so generous" they say "He's IS making our lives "GREAT AGAIN!" they choke.

WHAT A SCAM!!!

Trump is giving us Americans $90 OUR OWN MONEY back from Medicare Part B funds that were held to provide MEDICAL CARE!!!

Wow! Wow! Wow!

I got mine yesterday. $90 direct deposit into my checking account that has so many holes now my statements look like swiss cheese!!!

A one time $90 BUCK refund against a $202.90 per month payment equaling over TWO THOUSAND THIRTY-FOUR DOLLARS each year, every year is an insult to anyone who graduated 2nd grade!

Hell, I spent more than $100 this month on GAS!!! Why? Well I committed the cardinal sin of actually GOING SOMEWHERE IN MY CARS!!

Ladies and Gentleman Trump has now ascended down into the lower bowels of hell. He's so horrified about the upcoming mid-term elections he's stooping to all out blatant bribery! (And turns out he's crappy at doing that too!)

$90 BUCKS barely pays for a dinner for 4 now. Unless you take your kids to McDonalds of course Donny Trump's favorite... You can stuff the following into your family's mouths:

MIKKY DEES FRIES: hydrolyzed wheat and hydrolyzed (alergens), Dextrose: A sugar used to maintain uniform color, Sodium Acid Pyrophosphate, a mineral salt used to maintain uniform color, and salt. Lots of that good heart altering salt. But the "secret ingredients" are the ones that will kill you... preservatives, flavorings, and processing aids... hmm? processing aids???

Well Timmy, let's ask AI what processing aids and the other crap Ronald Mik Diabetes soaks potatoes in:

Hydrogenated Soybean Oil & Saturated/Trans Fats: The oil blend includes hydrogenated (or partially hydrogenated) oils. Hydrogenation introduces saturated and potentially trans fats, which can negatively impact cardiovascular health and raise LDL ("bad") cholesterol over time.

BHQ (Tertiary Butylhydroquinone): This is a petroleum-based synthetic antioxidant/preservative added to the oil to extend its shelf life and prevent oxidation. While approved by the FDA in small amounts, high-dose animal studies have raised historical questions about long-term safety, though regulatory agencies consider it safe at permitted food levels. * NOTE: As of Trump's second term his FDA is run by JFK Jr., who thinks road-kill is good for you and vaccines are evil (Measles deaths on the rise)... tends to make you think anything OK'd by this FDA might not be that healthy.

High Sodium Content: A large order of fries contains over 700 mg of sodium. Consistently high sodium intake is a major risk factor for high blood pressure, fluid retention, and cardiovascular strain.

Dimethylpolysiloxane: This is a silicone-based anti-foaming agent added to the cooking oil to keep it from bubbling up or splattering too much in the fryers. Although it sounds alarming, it passes through the body without being absorbed, and 'regulatory bodies' classify it as non-toxic in trace amounts. Problem is there is no clear amount deemed "trace", some people have McDiddy 10 times a week!

Wheat and Milk Derivatives: The "natural beef flavor" includes hydrolyzed wheat and milk, which means the fries contain gluten and dairy allergens—something many people do not expect in a plain-looking potato side.

I think they should put flashing red warnings in the menus at MacDonalLand playgrounds telling kids "YOUR PARENTS ARE TOO POOR TO BUY YOU HEALTHY FOOD".

Ah but who cares... we got $90 bucks... I'll take 7 Big Macs, 10 Chocolate shakes, 15 large french "death" fries and a happy meal we can enjoy while our cells metastasize and our Blood Sugar Spikes, our Dopamine "fake happiness" Releases, our heart is overworked and we experience that wonderful "McCrash" that often follows within a couple of hours, leaving you feeling tired, irritable, and hungry (for more unhealthy food!)