The trash can Muppet on the children's educational show Sesame Street is a funny beloved character Oscar the Grouch. His favorite things are; Trash, broken toys, sardines, and sharing his gloomy view of life. If anyone tries to speak to him about "smarty-pants things" he tells them to "Scram!".

I guess we can say Oscar the trash dweller is a lot like the troll living in our White House. Donald Trump. For sure it's a good bet both share similar sardine breath. We could ask Melania but she hasn't been in close proximity to anything but Trump's bank accounts for years!

One of the most interesting facts about this trash mouthed refuge licker.... Of course I am speaking about Oscar, not Trump!... was his affection for the pets he had crammed inside his trash can. One usually would not think about a being in a trash bin having pets but like Trump there seemed to be no shortage of plebes willing to bear the indignity of filth just to be by his side.

There's Slimey the Worm: who plays the tuba and famously became the first worm on the moon in a 1998 space episode. THAT'S ELON MUSK! Who has absolutely no performance skills and Rhythm, but "plays" government funding lobbyists and the stock market like a fiddle!

There's Fluffy the Elephant: A full-sized elephant that lives inside the trash can. Well, we think he's a full sized elephant, but his trunk is the only thing ever shown. So he actually is an enigma, mysterious seemingly artificial... THAT'S TRUMP'S YES MAN SECRETARY OF TREASURE SCOTT "SMILEY" BESSENT who appears to have some sort of structural device mounted in his mouth so he can remain smiling while saying things like "The economy is strong". (That's a pile of 10 day old garbage that stinks worse than Trump's diapers!)

There's Spot the Pig: A messy, mud-caked pig who's surrounded by hovering flies that basks in Oscar's domocille of filth THAT'S TRUMPS SECRETARY OF COMMERCE Howard William Lutnick... The ultimate Trump worshiping sycophant bolstering the wealth of CEO's and Billionaires while sucking the blood from the American people's bank accounts! His official title is "Leader the administration's tariff, trade, and economic growth agenda"... but they forgot to put the word "consumer" in front of tariff, "corrupt" in front of trade and "Billionaires only" in front of economic growth.

There's also Daisy the skunk, Gus the goat and a seagull named Stinky.

Finally, but not least, there's the lovable cute as a bug flea named Fernando... Oscar's insect sidekick. Trump's flea is Secretary of State is Marco Rubio who will go down in history for allowing Trump to insult his wife in public just to turn around and lap his tongue firmly upon Trump's sticky, raunchy, flea-ridden anus.

Unfortunately our country is not being led by a lovable stinky puppet... it's being led by a filthy rich filthy manipulator with filthy morals. The puppets are the people he's placed in the highest powers. So we can expect to be living in a "dump" by the time they're all gone.

America.gov's artificial intelligence called it right. Trump's decisions are going to result in economic, political and personal catastrophes for Americans and people worldwide.

It's AI is probably being overhauled as we speak to only quote Trump's factless, fectless, mindless Trump-speak garbage when people inquire about the state of the U.S. government.

Dear Trump the Trash Troll... We sincerely can't wait until you "Scram!"