Hostile Alien Spotted on Nevada's Extraterrestrial Highway

IMAGE: Space Alien looking at Trump in space saying "What the Flork is this Vile Creature Talking About?"

TRUMP’S GALACTIC ATTACKS IN VEGAS AGAINST THE MAJORITY OF AMERICANS WHO OPPOSE HIM BLAST “OUT OF THIS WORLD”

Yesterday Air Force One Departed Reno International Airport and Flew South to Las Vegas Following U.S. Highway 395 Known for the Most Sightings of Aliens in the World. After Hearing Trump’s Quasi - Lunatic Speeches any Supreme Being would Report Back to their World our Dysfunctional President is of a Lower Lifeform who Resorts to “Out of this World Lies” and “Out of his Mind” Insults, Pandering, Cons, etc etc etc

Hostile
Alien
Spotted on
Nevada's
Extraterrestrial
Highway

IMAGE: Space Alien looking at Trump in space saying

Commentary:

I tried to sift through Trump's speech here outside of Reno for some resemblance of usable information... I can't do it. I just can't find signs of intelligent life!

Just childish lies. I mean not just the "political smearing" lies we've come to expect from this "Interplanetary Moran" but just plain outright blatant idiotic LIES after LIES.

"I'm ahead in Nevada" No. All polls show you plummeting to earth.

"Joe Biden this, Joe Biden that" Stellar inaccurate depictions of a good honest "normal" man.

"Nevada's Governor didn't want me to speak" Dem. Steve Sisolak is condemned by many people for not letting large gatherings occur during a deadly pandemic. Those people are usually people who listen to Trump. They're spreading the virus!

"Bob Woodward's book, Peter Strzok's book, My Neice's book the U.S. Senate Report, the Mueller Report all fake" Haha. Really? They're all substantiated by FACTS and EVIDENCE!

"I love Black people, I love Hispanics" No. You've put hispanic men women and children in cages, you've done NOTHING about systemic racism within our justice community... Lie on Klu Klux Klown.

"I want 4 more years after 4 more years because I was treated unfair" Does the U.S. Constitution even exist in Trump's orbit? Every president wants four more years. It's against Constitutional Law. And damned if we would allow a CRIMINAL to change that.

even just dumb dumb dumb quotes:

"Tens of thousands of people lining the highway" No. One of the most dim responses to a sitting presidents visit I've seen.

"There's tens of thousands of people here" No. Estimates 2 to 3 thousand. About 1/10th the audience for a Boys to Men concert.

"They tell us to wear masks" "They" tell us a lot of smart things. Don't smoke, don't drive drunk, don't elect idiots. etc.

and my favorite... being a big fan of Airplanes...

"I dunno why we couldn't just land here..." Minden is a small airport. If a 275,000 pound aircraft like Air Force One landed on it's weaker strength runway it would be a catastrophe... Kinda like telling 230,000,000 people to not worry about the CoronaVirus.

"Nevada loves me". Yikes. If this was one of the states that voted for this space cadet I would live elsewhere!