Desperado, why don't you come to your senses? [Trump, you're blowing it] You been out ridin' fences [You've been outspending defenses] for so long now [way way too frickin' long!]

Oh, you're a hard one [He's a soft flabby stinky one] But I know that you've got your reasons [evading prison, pocketing grift] These things that are pleasin' you [probably not, just cold sweats now] Can hurt you somehow [I think the American public is finally coming to the conclusion Trump is evil]

$5,000 wow. Don't despair fellow supporters of our democratic republic... this is a true indication of the level of fear Trump is experiencing right now.

Resorting to bribery is something a crime boss does in the back seat of a Lincoln Town Car on his way to a remote, isolated, or difficult-to-search location...

I can hear Trump now... pleading with his former "loyal" hit men for one last favor. "Please please Guido, Vito, Salvatore, Verduce... I'll give you all my money... I have Trump watches.... electronic cards... land near Okeechobee".

$5,000

What will Trump offer us all next? felacio in the parking lot of our local polling center?

No, he's not going to pay anyone $5,000. No, oil prices are not going to go down after the election. No, the war in Iran won't be over anytime in our near future.

Truth is Trump is very close to graduating to the next level of Authoritarian Dictatorship. We'll be lucky if he "bribes" us with free speech. If he retains power in the second half of his term he will continue to eliminate all the freedoms and benefits of our socialist democratic republic. We will be pawns.

That is not the case thankfully. Trump's support from the people he fooled in 2016 and 2024 is dwindling. Republicans are hearing the masses who are tired of Trump's "great again, not so great" economy. They're seeing how his promises to end wars, increase wages, cure diseases, align the planets were all just fake news.

Trump is now just free-falling.

You can make an educated guess what things are like in the Oval Office these days. Trump calling top officials into his office demanding ICE agents be placed at every polling center that he won't be able to have his Republican butt kissers close.

The Senate is not going to grant the TRILLION dollars it would take to give every adult $5,000. They're too busy trying to find ways to mask the funding decreases coming to Medicare and Social Security after the election.

What would probably happen would be IF the Senate and House evaded the oncoming tidal wave of Blue votes Trump would stand in front of the still-algae ridding Reflection Pond and promise us all 5,000 Trump-bit-Coins. 100 thousand of those would be redeemable at any mini-mart for a pack of Skolls and a energy drink.

Con, Con, Con. November 3rd is 7 weeks away....

Hey Trump... bounce it up to $50,000 for every American... why not? it's all just a mirage anyways!!!