Here's the headline: "In July 2026, President Donald Trump secretly used an airport catering truck as a decoy vehicle to swap planes in Ankara, Turkey, following a credible Iranian assassination threat."

Here's the truth: "Bone Head Bone Spurs Trump fled AirForce One sending his protective staff and associates into the sights of a terrorist missile attack to save his hide."

White House staffers, Secret Service agents, Airforce One crew members and journalists were unaware Iranian terrorists had the plane in their crosshairs as they boarded the plane. Trump had been scuttled off Air Force One in a catering truck prior to takeoff. Trump's TV star Secretary of "war" Pete Hegseth also absconded by Trump's side like a Chihuahua in a thunderstorm.

Both of these men proudly stand in front of TV cameras boasting about their military might, combat effectiveness, and battlefield expertise. Facts are both of these creeps are lilly-livered snipes who rely on bombs and guns to exist.

The weapons poised to destroy our beautiful plane were most likely Stinger Missiles. Stinger missiles are primarily manufactured by Raytheon in Tucson, Arizona. Component parts and final assembly are done across the United States, and with expanding co-production partnerships in Europe, in the Netherlands and guidance section production by Diehl Defence in Germany.

But surprising, a Turkish weapons manufacturer Roketsan produces variants of the Stinger under regional manufacturing licenses. That's right the country that allowed a U.S. Journalist Jamal Khashoggi to be brutally murdered has been authorized to customize a U.S. weapon to their liking.

Turkey, dominated by the conservative, right-wing Justice and Development Party (AKP) led by President Recep Tayyip Erdogan has now allowed the U.S. President to come within inches of being assassinated. Maybe Trump should reevaluate his allegiance to Right-Wing borderline fascists?

The Karma is clear involving not only Trump but all the people involved in this near disaster of world relations. Donald Trump has violated basic ethical treatment of fellow humans so badly the WORLD is against him now. Those around him are in danger too.

Trump has barely escaped assassination attempts on U.S. soil. It was arrogant for Trump to fly into Middle Eastern airspace during his active war. Trump escaped this assassination attempt after attending a NATO summit, another organization Trump has threatened. He pranced into Turkey, in territory just a few hundred miles from millions of people who hate him beyond comprehension!

And now, the people who remained on Airforce One have seen that Trump truly cares about no other person on earth than himself.

Imagine if the Captain of the Titanic had fled to a lifeboat before his crew and passengers. Imagine if Captain Chesley "Sully" Sullenberger had bailed out leaving all 155 passengers of flight 1549 to parish in New York's Hudson River.

Imagine if the Capitol Police had abandoned their duties on January 6. Hundreds of politicians, media, family members would have potentially been executed by TRUMP'S INSURRECTIONIST "PATRIOTS".

Trump calls people who attacked our democratic government "PATRIOTS" but had no problem putting people who risk their lives to support our president. There's a political term for this: It's "F**KED UP LEADERSHIP!"

I've got news for Trump there are some "True Patriots" who got off AirForce One after this shocking event with a different level of loyalty to a man who was hidden in a catering truck and whisked off to an awaiting plane WHILE THEY WERE FLOWN INTO GRAVE DANGER.

If it was up to me Trump would have been whisked away in a lav truck!

MOVIE SUGGESTION: The movie "Sully" directed by Clint Eastwood and starring Tom Hanks. It tells the true story of US Airways Flight 1549, where Captain Chesley "Sully" Sullenberger safely glided a disabled plane onto New York's Hudson River in 2009, resulting in the survival of all 155 people on board.

If Trump was the pilot of that plane he would have done a press conference on the shores of the Hudson calling the dead "Losers". A true psychopath.