Now I'm not saying she's a Gold digger... but you sure won't see Melania Trump marrying no broke broke broke... uh, obese, ignorant, creepy, white supremacist "MAGA-Wigger".
Whatever you do, DON'T, I repeat DON'T YOU DARE CALL MELANIA A "HOOKER".
The Trump's have threatened to SUE anyone who calls Melania A HOOKER... They become INCENSED whenever anyone SUGGESTS that a woman who poses nude, appears in videos doing HARD CORE PORN is ANYTHING but "Pure and Ethical".
No, No, No... people are wrong to INFER that Melania Trump is anything but an UPSTANDING EINSTEIN VISA HOLDING DEBUTANTE... just because Melania shares her bed with a flaccid, slobbering, racist, pathological lying, conniving, cheating, stealing, extorting, mob money laundering, tear gas condoning, flatulent TREASONOUS RUSSIAN COLLUDER!!!
I mean it's true some people would consider a woman "less than honorable" who marries a vile self-adoring walking corpse JUST because he's Billionaire... Someone who in every photo looks like she wants to rip his larynx out. Someone who has been in a country for 24 years and still can't read a children's book without sounding like a RUSSIAN STREET WALKING PROSTITUTE...
But, people Melania Trump is definitely NOT A HOOKER!
Hookers are usually females that run into horrible luck, are abused by men, end up homeless, using the one tool they have to obtain food... and cocaine...
Melania Trump is FAR FAR MORE REFINED THAN A HOOKER!!!
She's a woman who sleeps in the same room with a man that is purposely driving 320 million people TO FREEKIN CIVIL WAR... So, he and Putin, and a handful of Billionaires can reap mass amounts of gold, oil, cash and power. A man who has turned the United States, the "beacon of Freedom" for the world into a CORRUPT JOKE. A man who whines "people don't like me" as he gloats about people being TEAR GASSED for rising up against his evil.
Today, as our country that saw 8 years of economic recovery after the last bone-head-oil-monger Republican president ran the economy into the ground, as 151,269 Americans have died because of her husbands FAILURE TO DEAL WITH A "HOAX" VIRUS....
What's on Melania's mind?
Well, she wants to spend tax payer dollars redoing the White House ROSE GARDEN!!!!
There are people literally a stones throw away from the White House on ventilators TAKING THEIR LAST BREADTHS. Melania is building a TENNIS PAVILION... and concerned about ROSES!!!
So, I will leave the judgement of whether or not MELANIA TRUMP IS A WRETCHED BILE FESTERING FLY ATTRACTING HOOKER up to you , the American people...
But, my call is Melania Trump is OFFICIALLY the ugliest most disgusting female in the world.
Oh, but some aging white racist Trump supporting idiots will say "isn't she beautiful". Really?, seriously the Viagra is effecting their thinking! They should ignore their "little brains" for a minute. Unless any of these MAGA-brains are gazilionaires Melania Trump wouldn't give them a minute of her "flying to New York hair salons" time. Her "beauty" is a product of plastic surgery, Botox by the truck-load and a team of makeup artists and boob job surgeons working day and night on our TAX PAYER DOLLARS.
As the adage goes "Beauty is skin deep"... One-one-millionth of a micron deep and Melania Trump is nothing but a "Not a Hooker who didn't marry a rich criminal all so she can live better than CHILDREN HE'S PUTTING IN CAGES!"
Watch those rose plant piles... Melania is probably burying her conscience along with bodies of children who die in ICE custody.
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