TRUMP CRIME SUMMARY

TRUMP CRIME SUMMARY HYPOTHETICAL

Let’s put the Entire Trump Conspiracy in Simple Terms If Trump was a Known Drug Dealer and Was Arrested The Police would Search his Home and Find Evidence The Police would then Write a 448 Page Report

In that Report Would be Lots of Information about Trump Possessing Cocaine, Meth, Heroine, Crack and Other Crimes There’s even Evidence he Coerced Girls into Prostitution Laundered Mob Money, Cheated in Business, Elections, etc

But Trump is the First Drug Dealer to be PRESIDENT! See Even though Trump the Drug Dealer isn’t Upstanding He Convinced a Lot of People he was a Nice Guy... HA!

So Trump Manipulates and Misuses the Powers of Office He Brilliantly Appoints a Stooge to be the CHIEF OF POLICE!

Surprise! The Report is Redacted, the Evidence of All the Serious Drugs and Other Crimes are Hidden from View All that is Seen in the Report is that a Teeny Tiny Baggie of Pot was Found in Trump’s Pocket... Th’aint Nathin!

Pot is Not a “Serious Drug” Enough to Convict Trump Because Half the Criminal Judges are Republican Senators They Won’t Convict Him... They LOVE Him... They NEED Him Trump has given them FREE DRUGS and MADE THEM RICH!

So Trump Goes on Tv and Shouts at the Top of His Voice The Police are on a ”Witch Hunt”, It’s All “Fake News” “I’m Innocent”... No Drugs we Found! No Crimes! No Collusion!

Bottom Line... Trump’s Going to Sell Lot More Drugs Because he Thinks he’s Invincible... and his Followers Believe Every thine He Says and There’s Nothing the People who’s Minds Aren’t Mush from Drugs can Do.

TRUMP
CRIME
SUMMARY
HYPOTHETICAL

Let’s put the Entire Trump Conspiracy in Simple Terms
If Trump was a Known Drug Dealer and Was Arrested
The Police would Search his Home and Find Evidence
The Police would then Write a 448 Page Report

In that Report Would be Lots of Information about Trump
Possessing Cocaine, Meth, Heroine, Crack and Other Crimes
There’s even Evidence he Coerced Girls into Prostitution
Laundered Mob Money, Cheated in Business, Elections, etc

But Trump is the First Drug Dealer to be PRESIDENT!
See Even though Trump the Drug Dealer isn’t Upstanding
He Convinced a Lot of People he was a Nice Guy... HA!

So Trump Manipulates and Misuses the Powers of Office
He Brilliantly Appoints a Stooge to be the CHIEF OF POLICE!

Surprise! The Report is Redacted, the Evidence of All the
Serious Drugs and Other Crimes are Hidden from View
All that is Seen in the Report is that a Teeny Tiny Baggie
of Pot was Found in Trump’s Pocket... Th’aint Nathin!

Pot is Not a “Serious Drug” Enough to Convict Trump
Because Half the Criminal Judges are Republican Senators
They Won’t Convict Him... They LOVE Him... They NEED Him
Trump has given them FREE DRUGS and MADE THEM RICH!

So Trump Goes on Tv and Shouts at the Top of His Voice
The Police are on a ”Witch Hunt”, It’s All “Fake News”
“I’m Innocent”... No Drugs we Found! No Crimes! No Collusion!

Bottom Line... Trump’s Going to Sell Lot More Drugs Because
he Thinks he’s Invincible... and his Followers Believe Every thine He Says
and There’s Nothing the People who’s Minds Aren’t Mush from Drugs can Do.

Commentary:

Yup yup... It's goin down

Imeach the Mutha or

clear the streets for

the next drug lords

who is learnin'

from the biggest

baddest con artist

in the hood.

The comparison of Trump to a drug dealer is fitting. Both convince their customers (Trump fans) to use their goods, and both cause damage to their brains. Drug dealers ignore laws, attack anyone who challenges their territory... and Like Trump Drug dealers don't care who lives or dies, just who PAYS THEM.

Mueller referring to the REDACTED report during his testimony yesterday and vaguely shying away from offering any details at all WAS A JOKE!

WE WANT THE FULL MUELLER REPORT!!!

GAMA!