I'm sorry for putting this image in your head… But, if Trump has to flush a low-flow toilet "3,4,5 times" I'd say he's eating WAY TOO MANY GOYA BEANS!
Yikers!
In yet another mindless, ranting, press conference turned campaign speech, Trump boasted about bringing “back” incandescent light bulbs. And spoke nothing of anything substantial to address the skyrocketing deaths our country is seeing because of HIS "we've got it totally under control" failure to act over these past 6 months.
Of course, I'm referring to Trump infamous statement made in March of 2020 when asked if he was concerned about the CoronaVirus coming to our country.
"totally under control" has now turned into "TOTALLY F**KING OUT OF CONTROL!!!"
More than 70,000 people tested positive and 1,000 people died on Wednesday and, this idiot… this Billionaire Bimbo-Banger is standing in the Rose Garden at the White House VIOLATING GOVERNMENT ETHICS and BOASTING about things 'He's accomplished":
Trump and his plastic faced daughter Ivanka endorsed Goya Foods who publicly fell on their sword this week endorsing him. Ivanka held a can of who knows what… lard? and Trump basically created at 1950's TV spot lining up cans of beans and grits? on the desk in the Oval Office. This is a violation of established rules of ethics. Oh, haha… I said "ethics" in a statement involving Trump… that's funny!
This act alone would lead to any other President's impeachment. But, we all know the Republican Senate won't act in any legal capacity while their pariah is feeding their agendas.
Hey, here's a fun fact: Goya foods has 4,000 employees. That's LESS PEOPLE THAN DIED OF CORONAVIRUS THIS WEEK ALONE! Oh, but Trump loves them because their CEO is as stupid as he is.
Trump then went on to boast about "Getting rid of LED light bulbs" - A technology that offers lower power consumption, they're safer to use, and will become less and less expensive. But, they are costing the Natural Gas Industry money because of their efficiency. Here's a fun fact. The majority of Emergency Rooms in the USA have equipment that use LEDs… You know those places THEY'RE TRYING TO SAVE PEOPLE FROM DYING OF CORONAVIRUS!!!
"Eliminating regulations for low-flow toilets and faucets". No, Billionaires don't need to bother themselves with saving money on water. Hell, they park their 80 foot yachts in water and have fountains that flow with champagne. And, every water study predicts by 2030 to 2050 the water sources available will no longer be able to adequately supply the Southern USA. If you have any doubts take a look at the "mighty" Colorado river at the point it enters Mexico. It is a trickle. The USA has wiped out thousands of farms on the southern side of the border because we've hogged all the water from the Rockies.
Trump is literally so full of S**T there is no doubt these money-saving bathroom facilities can't handle his 3,4,5 times a day tsunami of fecal matter. Much like what comes out of his MOUTH!
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-incandescent-bulbs-clean-water-twitter_n_5f1116bcc5b6cec246c0badf