In Medieval times when a King would announce horrific news, you know tax increases causing mass starvation, imminent peril or merciful executions, he would instruct his castle servants to toss bread and trinkets from the towers. The bustling crowds below would be so engulfed in scrambles the Kings words would carry weight.
Now, we have a King who sits on the john and tweets.
Trump has laid his gauntlet upon the Oval Office desk. He's set in stone these claims regarding the Mueller report he is so "Happy to see being released":
* No Crimes were committed
* No Collusion was Committed
* He's completely Innocent
* This was a "Witch hunt"
* The investigation was an act of treason
Trump goes farther to say "this was Presidential harassment" and "should never happen to a President again". Oh, we all know what he means by that.
ABSOLUTE POWER TO CONTROL EVIDENCE, FACTS AND FUTURE INVESTIGATIONS. SO HE, OR ONE OF HIS APPOINTED SUCCESSORS WILL BE ABLE TO MANIPULATE OUR GOVERNMENT WITH NO INTERVENTION.
At this moment, we are less than 24 hours from the first reveal of Mueller's 2 year investigation.. The "World Acclaimed Revealing" of the first released draft of Trump's Court Jester William Barr's fictitious version.
The White House is rumored to have been "in turmoil" and it has taken almost a MONTH to create what is rumored to be at least a 12 page rebuttal to the report.
Remember Barr's summary of the 300 page report was shorter than some cake recipes. Then we've endured hearing Trump lie... "He's not seen the report" in between instults and guilt throwing. Come on... who believes "Mr. Hands On, Mr. Control every breadth of every staff member" has not seen the report THAT COULD SEND HIM TO PRISON???
Anyone who believes that is living in the moat under the castle bridge. (But, they do wear comely red hats)
I can't wait to hear the rebuttal version of the meetings with Russians in Trump Tower... "We talked about making sugar cookies for Orphans"
But alas, some truth comes out... In just the past few days the White House has confessed "A team of Attorneys has been working on this rebuttal". I suggest the truth is that a team of Attorneys, Investigators on Trump's pay role, Consultants and The Attorney General himself HAVE ALL BEEN WORKING ON TRUMP'S DEFENSE FOR MORE THAN A YEAR!
NOTE: You know one of the first steps in becoming a President, usually before starting your campaign is sitting down with Intelligence experts and confessing to anything in your past "the country should and will know". They do this so they can control the damage past actions can cause our Country. You think that was a 10 minute conversation with a man who has spent HIS ENTIRE LIFE screwing people to build his empire??? Ha!
My predictions:
The Mueller Report being focused on one thing "acts of collusion" between Donald "Mr. America the Great" Trump and Russia will probably expose far enough evidence to convince most rational people Trump is a corrupt crime boss. Masses of coincidences and facts will prove Trump, Trump Junior, Ivanka, Kushner, et all acted on some level with one of our most dangerous adversaries. But, the Republican controlled Senate won't move on impeachment. He owns them. They all paid the Devil to win their gold. Hell, they were ok with him being a porno-prostitute sexual deviant... "what's a little espionage got to do with stealing TRILLIONS of dollars from the American public?"
But fringe evidence within the Mueller Report which will be MOSTLY REDACTED IN THE FIRST PUBLIC VERSION will set Trump up for financial and criminal charges in the near future. This directly relates to the ongoing investigations in the Southern District of New York. The modern day "Spanish Inquisition".
So my fell