Welcome to the Jungle Folks!

This is the new Washington that allowed snakes into our government.

Oh, there have been plenty of people who "monkey'd around" with our justice system over the decades but this Trump circus takes the "Big Banana".

Yesterday's escapade in the House was just pathetic. William Barr, the "head monkey" for Trump's new Justice Department, a man who wrote an essay on why a sitting President should be allowed to COMMIT CRIMES AND NOT BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE testified in front of the House Appropriations Commerce, Justice, Science, and Related Agencies Subcommittee.

Members of the committee pressed him to answer just a handful of questions about how he could possibly, on this green earth, under pressures of state and country whittle down FBI Special Counsel Robert Muellers TWO YEAR INVESTIGATION in what amounted to just HOURS of a COUPLE DAYS... into a FOUR PAGE summary that doesn't even compare in depth to the average 6th Grader's story about FLYING MONKEYS!.

His response was something like this... "I'm here to talk about the current state of the report"

Try that response next time you're pulled over for a speeding ticket.

Cop "Do you know how fast you were going?" You: "Ah, I want to talk about the weather"

Translation: “Ou Ou... Ah Ah... He He Ho Ho Yuy Yuy Yuy Yuy Ga Ga ... Ma Ma Na Na Wa Wa...”

Barr would not divulge information as to whether or not President Donald "I SCREW EVERYBODY" Trump has been provided a copy of the 300 page report.

SPOILER ALERT! He has.

How do I know? Close your eyes and imagine Trump NOT demanding a forewarning as to which CRIMES, ETHICAL INFRACTIONS, CONS, MANIPULATIONS, FRAUDS, SEXUAL DEVIANT BEHAVIORS, WHO'S P***IES WERE GRABBED, WHO'S THROATS HIS TONGUE WAS FORCED DOWN... WHICH CRIME BOSSES HE WORKED WITH, WHICH PROPERTIES HE INFLATED VALUES ON TO GET INAPPROPRIATE LOANS (A FELONY) and of course "WHICH RUSSIAN OLIGARCHS TRUMP HAS ON SPEED DIAL".

You think Geppetto was busy up all night working on his monkey business??? I'm thinking Trump has been living on his toilet texting Barr with redactions (aka coverups).

Barr did "hint" some version of the Mueller Report would be "hinted" available for Senate and House review "sometime this month".

ya. checks in the mail.

Enjoy the Zoo people. This cage is going to take a while to clean up.

GAMA!