MUELLER REPORT REDACTED VERSION No. 872 Distributed to Democrat Whining Libtards April 31

Dear Mr. Barr, FOR YOUR IMMEDIATE INCINERATION

As per Your request my team is delivering the results of the two year investigation into the possibility of our President Donald J. Trump’s interactions, Collusions, additional actions, infractions, crimes, misdemeanors cons, conspiracies, cooperations, cohabitations, profitable beneficial relations inoculations, hacking, whacking, gunny-sacking, fibs, jibs, pibs, snibs, snides, bushwachkers, honey baggers, slackers, jackers, pom-puzlers, ting-tinglers, thugs, bugs, etc it is painfully obvious Mr. Trump is a EDITED XXXXXX!!!

We have overwhelming proof that the then Presidential Candidate Trump and his top level staff members including Paul Manafort, Jared Kushner and his son Donny Junior did in fact orchestrate EDITED XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXX at Trump tower on EDITED XXXXX and on EDITED XXXXX and on EDITED XXXXXX and again on EDITED XXXXX, XXXXXX, XXXXX, XXXX for the sole purpose of obtaining “dirt” fake over-inflated hacked info about his running mate Hillary Clinton. AKA “Nasty Woman”

During these meetings Trump was EDITED XXXXXXX XXXXXXXX outide the door, similar to how he voyeured meetings with Russian EDITED XXXXXX however these times he did not instruct people to EDITED on each other as we witnessed on video tapes obtained by Russian leaders and as seen on the Russian 24 hour VIPee porn channel “??????? ??? ??????” trans: “bathroom hookers gone wild”

Context of these meetings included EDITED XXXXXX and un-prosecutable EDITED XXXXXX XXXXXX EDITED XXXXXX and obvious examples of EDITED XXXXXX against our country.

Mr. Attorney General because of these acts of EDITED XXXXXX a, and the THOUSANDS of other infractions including EDITED XXXXXX XX XXXX XXXXXX XXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXX a we must with regret suggest immediate NOT IMPEACHMENT on the grounds of ARTICLES EDITED XXXX,XXXXX,XXX,XXXX and EDITED XXX. , PS I think M.r Trump is a EDITED XXXXXX with a EDITED XX