Kash "Cash" Patel has lots to celebrate!

A payment from a Russian-linked production company for $25,000 showed up on Kash Patel's disclosures during his confirmation hearing but that AIN'T NOTHING SPORTS FANS!

FACTS: As of early 2025, Kash Patel earned at least $2.6 million in the previous year from consulting, media, and book deals, ABC News reports. His primary income was over $2.1 million from his consulting firm, Trishul LLC, which served clients including the Trump Media & Technology Group.

And that's what is seen "on the field". Just imagine the bitcoin bonuses Patel and all of Trump's "Law Enforcers" are receiving behind the bleachers!" And you can bet the person who has now been [ALLEGEDLY] implicated in a sex-ring knows how to get the Cheerleaders to serve champagne too!

If you've spent any time around College sports teams you can guess what kind of things these players said the minute "Cash" Patel left the locker room. Let me try a couple:

"What a dweeb" "Did he fart or is that his natural smell?" "He thinks he's one of us, a Play-ah... I almost asked him to wash my towel"

These are the PG rated, I heard a rumor someone said something about Patel being able to watch two pucks at the same time (That was totally not P.C. now was it?)

Let's look at what pressing matters Mr. Champagne chugger" left behind to fly to Italy to party with Americans who actually worked for their gold medallions.

* 21 days ago prominent Newscaster, Savannah Guthrie's mother was violently abducted and is presumed to be alive being held for ransome. CHUG!

* 3 days ago an armed assailant breached the security at Epstein's sex playground... oops! Sorry, I meant at Trump's Florida Mara Lago estate. He apparently was displeased with Trump's actions, maybe Trump ending environmental protections, medical research, etc. Mistakes the younger Americans will pay for. CHUG CHUG!

* The head of the CDC, in charge of protecting the health of hundreds of millions of people has now been witnessed to confess he quote "snorted cocaine off toilet seats". No problem! MAGA-ites follow his directions on how to keep your children alive. CHUG CHUG CHUG!

* This past week we found out Trump's Goddess of Guilt DHS leader Pam Bondi has apparently failed to divulge possibly condemning documents in the Epstein files that might prove the president of the United States is in fact A SEX ABUSER!. That's not only proof of possible sex crimes by a top level creep but obstruction of justice on the behalf of a top level official! CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG!

Oh, and all this while the person in charge of the American people's money is grifting BILLIONS into his pockets. That used to be frowned upon.... something called "EMBEZZLEMENT!" Something clearly stated to be a violation of the U.S. Constitution!!!!!!... Just thought I'd mention that...

CHUG CHUG! CHUG CHUG! CHUGGGGGGG!!!!

Some heads of the FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION would probably not be jumping around in a locker room with men in their undies if these things were going on! But, who am I to judge what Trump's staff do between cover-up meetings? CHUG Cashy CHUG!

Congrats U.S. Olympians and all the Athletes from around the world... you rock!, kick the fame-leeches out.