There was a young woman named Bondi...

There was a young woman named Bondi Who was put in charge of airing Trumps dirty laundry... When they asked her to sing She denied everything... So we laughed at her for thinking Trump was Ghandi

Trump’s appointed head of the United States Department of ‘Justice’ Pam Bondi tried to turn her hearing to uncover why she is still hiding documents and concealing evidence pertaining to the Epstein files into a laughable cult-like “We adore our leader” prayer circle.

There was a young woman named Bondi
Who was put in charge of airing
Trumps dirty laundry... 
When they asked her to sing
She denied everything...
So we laughed at her for thinking 
Trump was Ghandi

Trump’s appointed head of the United States Department of ‘Justice’
Pam Bondi tried to turn her hearing to uncover why she is still hiding
documents and concealing evidence pertaining to the Epstein files 
into a laughable cult-like “We adore our leader” prayer circle.
Commentary:

Laughter in a Senate hearing a court room or when you’re giving a corporate presentation or speaking about a serious issue in public Is never a good sign!

The American public is getting tired of Trump's enablers concocting outlandish excuses for the blatant cover-ups, redactions and ommissions featured in the files finally released to the public. After last weeks sneak peak by Democrats who conveyed the concealed crimes are "far worse than expected" Pam Bondi is called before Congress to answer for her role in the cover-up sham.

To understand Pam's position, with her lips firmly pressed against her "Lord Trump's tush" you have to remember Pam Bondi was Florida's Attorney General starting in 2011. Although she played no direct role in the infamous "hand slap" deal that basically set Epstein free from prosecution, during her tenure (2011–2019) Bondi faced criticism for how her office handled subsequent litigation and requests for Epstein-related records, but the extent of her discretionary action after taking office remains contested in public reports and correspondence.

In simple terms: "Bondi protected a child molester from further court actions". Now that Epstein, one of Donald Trump's closet friends, after being convicted of multiple sex crimes in 2019, who "committed suicide" while in prison in August 2019, and that millions of the files are public (although heavily redacted), Bondi's actions are viewed as a violation of her powers and a violation of public trust.

Members of Congress laughed at some of her comments, especially when instead of answering simple questions about things like "why the names of prominent male's who are possibly implicated in sex trafficking are redacted, but the female victims names are clearly visible?", Pam began to try to convince the panel (and the country) how "thankful" "grateful" and "fortunate" we all are for having such a "genius" in charge of our booming economy. She said misleading non-factual statements about murder and crime rates being "the lowest in U.S. history" (UNTRUE) the unemployment rate being "the lowest of any president" (UNTRUE) and how "safe Trump is making our country" (Most Americans feel he's doing a poor job and is actually adding to their stress.

Trump's approval rating has been as low as 33 percent since he's been back in office. Trump is now in the lowest rated presidents club coming very close to breaking Harry Truman and Richard Nixon's ratings as low as 29 percent. (TRUE)

ps the original second line was "Whose carpet didn’t match the drapes of a blondie" but I thought I'd keep a serious tone concerning such a scandal.


 
   

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