Everyone Knows Why Trump Chose Matthew “Stone Face” Whittaker to Temporarily Head the FBI He Publicly Condemned Robert Muellers Investigation. He Promised to “Pirouette Seconde Loyale” After Insisting the Democratic House Recind his Subpeona to Testify to Allow him to Not be Held as Accountable for his Responses Under Oath, Spoiler Alert Whittaker Says “he has not interfered with the special counsel investigation” nor Even Spoke to Trump about it. Ha! Whittaker Became Defiant, Evasive, Even Cutting off Chairman Jerry Nadler by Saying “I See thay Your Five Minutes is Up”